Let me bring you up to speed.
1. We started playing tennis. Take bets on if this will last.
2. I’ve had an eye twitch in my right eye for 2, yes 2 weeks. Going crazy.
3. Got promoted at work to “Associate Director of Industrial Design”.
4. My friends Billy and Sarah got engaged. Congrats.
5. I’m pretty sure my terrarium is completely dead! What the eff!!
6. Spent a significant amount of time being mad and talking about how stupid “Occupy Wall Street” is! Stupid kids.
7. Really busy.

RIP terrarium!
oh and nice work at work kid!
You should take up a hobby like tenor sax.
Thank you.
Why in gods name would I take up the tenor sax?!!!
go with the tuba.
Tennis? The hell?
I know. I’m not sure how to feel about it either.
I hope you enjoy it.