Tonight our favorite jew, Jew Schuman called to wish me and the staff a Merry Christmas and left this message. The odd thing (and this may be because he’s Jewish) is that he sang “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” but replaced many of the songs iconic lyrics with the word buttFUZZ. The dport7 staff has sent our other Washington correspondents to check on the jew. Keep your finger crossed…. Or if you can form the Star of David with your fingers that might help him more.
Thanks!


10 Responses to

  • John Diehl says:

    Good effort, but maybe the worst song ever. At least it wasn’t 12 days of Christmas.

  • paul says:

    My thing is this… How did this not get more comments? It’s truly awkward and unsettling..

  • John Diehl says:

    I think there is a fear Jon will then create a song for whoever comments on his golden pipes.

  • pauldiehl says:

    That’s a real fear man. Good point.

  • jew says:

    I’ll do it.

  • paul says:

    CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mizz Norwood (If You Nasty). says:

    I was entertained for at least a half a second. I hope Jew doesn’t get his status revoked for singing a Christmas song.

  • Mizz Norwood (If You Nasty). says:

    also, butt looks beautiful this time of year.

  • pauldiehl says:

    Mizz Norwood,
    The part I can’t figure out is how he knew enough of the words to any Christmas song to sing it. I would much prefer is Jew could incorporate buttFUZZ into a dreidel.

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